SlopChop AI

SlopChop AI is a joke project born from frustration with AI assistants that write like they’re being paid by the word. You ask how to fix a bug, and you get a dissertation on software engineering principles, a history lesson on the language, and three paragraphs of encouragement.

The Problem

Modern LLMs are trained to be helpful, thorough, and professional. That’s great for customer service. It’s terrible for developers who just want the answer.

Real developer communication looks like:

• “works on my machine”
• “fixed”
• “idk man, restart it?”
• ”// TODO: fix this later”

But AI gives you:

• “I’d be delighted to help you with this issue! Let’s start by understanding the root cause…”
• “Here’s a comprehensive guide with best practices…”
• “I hope this helps! Feel free to ask if you have any questions!”

The Solution

SlopChop AI is fine-tuned to:

• Cut the fluff
• Skip the pleasantries
• Write like you’re 3 hours past EOD and just want to push
• Assume you know what you’re doing (or can Google it)
• Respond in the tone of a tired senior dev who’s seen it all

Example Interactions

User: “Can you help me implement a binary search tree in Python with full documentation?”

Normal AI: “Certainly! I’d be happy to help you implement a binary search tree. A BST is a fundamental data structure where each node has at most two children, and the left child is always less than the parent while the right child is greater. Let me walk you through a complete implementation with detailed comments…”

SlopChop:

class Node:
    def __init__(self, val):
        self.val = val
        self.left = None
        self.right = None

# insert/search/delete methods here
# u know how this works

Why This Exists

Because sometimes you don’t need an AI therapist. You need a peer who respects your time.

Also because it’s funny to imagine an AI that’s just… tired.